Programmer Poses

So, Friday, almost the end of the working day ... Dedicated to programmers.
(stolen on the Internet)
UPD: brazenly stolen from here .

Morning, the beginning of the working day - Missionary position
Friday, evening, until the end of the work there is an hour left - Position “Cobra Spine”
Last night: Oh yes, it will be the best program in the world! .. - Position “Playful cricket”
Position “Secret chipmunk”
It is used for the sudden and unsuccessful appearance of a boss or work colleagues.

Position "Enraged Godzilla"
When nothing already, including the debugger, helps ... be damned!

Position "Fucking loser"
The day after "Enraged Godzilla", waiting for a work book after dismissal.